The S&*% List

Cost per win is a stat that’s often discussed in MLB stat geek circles. Following the “Moneyball” craze that turned every baseball fan into either a new-wave nerd or an old-fashioned dinosaur, cutting costs while still winning games became something baseball fans celebrated.

Why isn’t this something we talk about in the NBA, especially in this new era of cap-conscious, salary-shedding owners?

One reason is NBA teams have much smaller rosters than MLB teams, so an albatross contract can be much more crippling to a basketball team’s front office than it is to a baseball team’s. (Unless we’re talking about Alex Rodriguez, or pretty much anyone on the Phillies.) The 76ers, for example, paid Elton Brand $18,000,000 just so he wouldn’t be on the team, and so his contract wouldn’t count against the salary cap. There’s no such amnesty weapon in baseball, and owners and GMs are historically much less willing to offer gigantic contracts to sort-of-okay players. The MLB equivalent of Brandon Jennings (let’s say Hanley Ramirez) wouldn’t receive the baseball equivalent of a max contract. But in the NBA, that kind of stuff happens every summer. NBA GMs, everyone! (Maybe MLB GMs are smarter than those in the NBA. Just maybe.)

Anyway, here’s a list ranking the teams who have spent the most money per win this season in the NBA (cap figures came from HoopsHype).

Important note! Orlando is in a rebuilding phase, and it’s going to take the Magic a few years to snap out of it. Orlando traded Dwight Howard for a ton of poisonous contracts, but within the next two years its payroll will shrink dramatically. Or at least that’s what would happen if a smart GM runs the team. And judging from Rob Hennigan’s history, it’s safe to call him smart. Most teams aren’t that lucky.

Unlike the MLB cost per win table, I reversed the list, featuring the teams that spend millions and millions of dollars per win at the top of what I’ll call “The S&*% List.”

Team Payroll Wins $/Win
Magic  $    87,365,418.00 16  $  5,460,338.63
Bobcats  $    57,217,382.00 13  $  4,401,337.08
76ers  $    81,824,973.00 22  $  3,719,316.95
Wizards  $    66,261,098.00 18  $  3,681,172.11
Cavaliers  $    69,152,851.00 19  $  3,639,623.74
Lakers  $  100,087,153.00 28  $  3,574,541.18
Timberwolves  $    65,640,185.00 20  $  3,282,009.25
Hornets  $    63,880,914.00 20  $  3,194,045.70
Suns  $    60,222,660.00 19  $  3,169,613.68
Pistons  $    68,807,497.00 22  $  3,127,613.50
Blazers  $    75,802,401.00 26  $  2,915,476.96
Raptors  $    66,208,138.00 23  $  2,878,614.70
Kings  $    54,421,935.00 19  $  2,864,312.37
Mavericks  $    69,652,089.00 25  $  2,786,083.56
Nets  $    87,577,676.00 34  $  2,575,814.00
Celtics  $    74,650,643.00 30  $  2,488,354.77
Knicks  $    79,405,151.00 33  $  2,406,216.70
Bulls  $    74,638,230.00 32  $  2,332,444.69
Bucks  $    62,410,041.00 27  $  2,311,483.00
Warriors  $    70,787,541.00 33  $  2,145,077.00
Jazz  $    65,551,445.00 31  $  2,114,562.74
Hawks  $    66,426,169.00 32  $  2,075,817.78
Heat  $    83,404,095.00 41  $  2,034,246.22
Nuggets  $    67,970,254.00 36  $  1,888,062.61
Pacers  $    65,705,130.00 36  $  1,825,142.50
Clippers  $    72,861,475.00 41  $  1,777,109.15
Grizzlies  $    62,929,418.00 37  $  1,700,795.08
Thunder  $    68,924,100.00 41  $  1,681,075.61
Rockets  $    49,417,204.00 31  $  1,594,103.35
Spurs  $    70,102,467.00 45  $  1,557,832.60

Most of the teams at the top of list have some of the league’s lowest payrolls. But the difference between the NBA’s best and worst teams is so extreme that it’s not something that’s necessarily surprising. And before you think this is just a clever way to make fun of the Lakers, it could always be worse. You could be the Magic. Sadly, Orlando pays more money per win than the average NBA player earns per year. That’s completely insane. (My Excel skills are exquisite.)

What isn’t insane is the Spurs, Rockets, Thunder and Grizzlies, the four teams with arguably the savviest front offices in the league, lead the list, with the Pacers and Nuggets following closely behind. The Clippers’ appearance at the top isn’t quite an anomaly, but Blake Griffin will earn $6 million more per year next season than he is this year, and Chris Paul is set to earn a max deal this summer, so the Clips’ payroll will jump by at least $10 million next season unless the front office sheds some salary in other areas. (This isn’t an impossibility; L.A. has the assets to dump salary in the off-season.)

Just thought this was something worth sharing.

Is Dirk reinventing himself?

I don't know if I'm more impressed with his flowing hair or his recent shooting numbers. Photo courtesy of Keith Allison's Flickr

I don’t know if I’m more impressed with his flowing hair or his recent shooting numbers. Photo courtesy of Keith Allison’s Flickr

Dirk’s shooting numbers have been up-and-down all year, and his shot charts the past three games have been pretty revealing. He’s been hot from areas he historically hasn’t frequented and he’s been ice-cold from where he’s usually been money.

In the three games since the All-Star break, Dirk’s TS% has been above 61, much higher than his 53% mark this year. (The formula for TS% is: Points/(2*[FGA+.44*FTA]).) Ever since coming back from a knee injury that sidelined him for 27 games, Dirk has struggled to find his sweet spots, and his true shooting numbers reflect that. He’s spent most of his career operating at or below the elbows, mostly in isolation situations, but his recent production suggests that maybe Dirk is reinventing himself to fit in better with the team, and he’s achieving that with awesome success.

Dirk was 4-of-13 against Orlando, 10-of-17 against New Orleans and 11-of-19 against the Lakers. In those games, he was only 6-of-18 from below the elbow and outside the paint, which has historically been the area he’s most efficient. (See his shot chart on page 5.) Dirk’s percentages from the two areas he’s been most effective throughout his career (the left baseline and right elbow) in the last three games haven’t necessarily reflected his career totals, though. From the left corner he’s shot only 5-of-11 (skewed by a 4-of-5 performance against New Orleans) and from the right elbow he’s taken only two shots, making one, during that time frame. (He was a combined 1-of-4 from the two regions in the two games immediately before the All-Star break, despite shooting 14-of-23 overall).

Seems like Dirk’s staying away from the areas he’s usually been most comfortable and most successful during the best seasons of his career. It’s not completely unusual for a player to shake up his game every few years, especially when he switches teams, something that basically happened this season, as Dirk is playing with eight new guys this year, and each of those players has his own hot spot. Darren Collison, for example, shoots a ton of elbow jumpers off screens set by Dirk, Elton Brand or Bernard James. Vince Carter and OJ Mayo both handle the ball more often than, say, Jason Kidd or Jason Terry did last year, and each of them handle at either elbow plenty as well. This means Dirk’s had to find different spots to shoot from.

The area he’s shooting most from during the past few games is the top of the key, especially from beyond the 3-point line. When Dirk’s at his most comfortable, he looks for fast break opportunities to rip off a long 2 or a 3, and that’s reflected in the numbers. He’s 11-of-15 from straight away and beyond the free throw line in the past three games, also making 4 3-pointers in 6 attempts.

Other than simple fast break offense (where he usually runs up behind Vince Carter or Collison as a trailer before receiving the pass), Dirk’s engaging in a lot of pick-and-pop action in half-court sets, especially with Collison. As Collison dribbles toward the elbow, the direction in which Dirk used to roll when playing with Kidd or Terry, Dirk now hangs back and waits for a pass to shoot a jumper, not unlike what he used to run with Steve Nash early on in his career. Remember, Dirk didn’t develop a post game until Nash left for Phoenix, and by the time he met up with Kidd in 2008 Dirk had already reinvented himself for the second time. Now we might be witnessing his third reinvention, something that isn’t at all unusual among NBA players, especially the greats. (Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson, for example, immediately come to mind. Johnson changed his game more than once during his career, evolving from a supporting guy with Kareem, to the main guy with Kareem, to the guy with no Kareem.)

I’m not arguing Dirk has suddenly lost the ability to shoot from the spots on the court he’s virtually owned for the past 10 years. Instead, maybe those areas aren’t as desirable or effective now that Dirk is essentially playing on a new team. If Dirk were suddenly traded to the Pistons, for example, he’d have to alter the way he plays. And as Dirk continues to age and slow down, maybe banging in the post and battling for position below the free throw line won’t be possible. It’s admittedly a very small sample size, but this version of Dirk, the transition 3-point threat and pick-and-pop maestro, might be the one we see for the rest of his career. There’s no shame in being a spot-up shooter who can also run out of the isolation instead of acting as an isolation guy who can also spot up.

And as we’ve seen during the past five games, Dirk’s been a monster.

Mavs land Anthony Morrow

In a relatively insignificant deal, the Mavs acquired Anthony Morrow from Atlanta for Dahntay Jones. Morrow is earning $4 million this season, but his contract expires at year’s end.

Morrow didn’t see the court much in Atlanta, but got a lot of run in Golden State and New Jersey earlier in his career and didn’t fail to produce. He’s by no means a defensive stopper (his career defensive rating is an atrocious 114) but Dallas doesn’t play much defense anyway, and neither did either of the teams Morrow played well for. His two best seasons were arguably his first two in the league while playing in Golden State’s fast-paced offense, when he scored 16 points per 36 minutes, shot better than 45% from the 3-point line and his TS% was just south of 60. Dallas plays at an extremely fast pace (5th-highest pace in the league according to ESPN and tied for 2nd according to basketball-reference) and shoots (and makes) a looooot of 3s.

Though he likely won’t play more than 15-20 minutes per game, Morrow will be a nice cog in Dallas’ run-happy system. He’s a nice floor spacer who can open things up inside for Dirk and the other forwards. Also his contract expires in a couple of months, so the acquisition won’t hurt Dallas’ cap maneuverability moving forward.

All things considered, Dallas turned a nice deal.

Kings trade Thomas Robinson for Patterson, Douglas

The Kings have traded Thomas Robinson to Houston for Patrick Patterson, Toney Douglas and Cole Aldrich, according to Adrian Wojnarowski, who constantly finds ways to win me over after posting dumb trade rumors.

THE TALE OF THE TAPE

Houston gets:
Robinson – The rookie forward averages just south of 5 points and 5 rebounds in 16 minutes per game on an absolutely horrible team. He was a great player in college and is still an above-average rebounder as forwards go. He’s a hard worker and by all accounts popular among league execs, so it’s no wonder he doesn’t fit in with DeMarcus Cousins. He’s just a rookie, so Houston will have him under control until the end of 2016 at the earliest. At this point it seems like Houston might have given up too much for Robinson, especially because the cap-savvy Rockets aren’t saving money by making this deal. Something else might be up in Houston, although the Rockets have said otherwise.

Sacramento gets:
Patterson
 
- He’s emerged as a nice young forward, scoring nearly 12 points per game and shooting well for a perimeter-oriented 4. (He takes well over half his shots from beyond 10 feet.) Patterson’s problem, however, is he can’t rebound the ball well enough to play huge minutes. His DRR this season is a career-low 13.6, 3 points below the league average. The good news for Sacramento, however, is Cousins and Jason Thompson (much like Houston’s current center Omer Asik) are both good rebounders, so Patterson won’t necessarily have to crash the boards too often. The Kings prefer offense to defense anyway (or at least that’s the vibe you get from watching them) and Robinson was worth negative Win Shares, which in large part could be due to the way they used him, but time will tell.

DouglasHe’s literally the average point guard. He’s an okay shooter and he doesn’t turn the ball over, but he also doesn’t rack up assists. Sacramento already uses Tyreke Evans, Isaiah Thomas and Jimmer Fredette (for now, at least) to handle point guard duties, so unless they make another deal, the Kings will probably use Douglas as a point and/or shooting guard to play alongside the young trio. He’s not a bad guy to have on the floor for 15-18 minutes per game, which is how Houston used him as he played behind Jeremy Lin. (Aldrich is a throw-in as far as I’m concerned, but both he and Robinson were All-Americans at Kansas. Funny.)

AND THE WINNER IS…

Honestly, this deal isn’t going to make or break anyone’s seasons (or careers), but it’s interesting that Houston pulled the trigger. The Rockets aren’t necessarily a title contender, but they’ve made a nice run and are in position to make the playoffs. Ever cap-conscious, it’s also worth noting that Houston took on additional money in the deal, and Robinson is under control for three more seasons after this one (though he will make less next season than Patterson would command on the open market). Robinson, at least at this point, is sort of a project player, not unlike Marcus Morris (who also went to Kansas). Robinson will easily be the better of the two, but Patterson is more reliable offensively and considering the Rockets don’t have many shooting options other than James Harden and Jeremy Lin, it’ll be interesting to see how they use Robinson down low. But you can count on one thing: He and Asik will gobble up every rebound in sight.

I’m guessing Houston has something else up its sleeve, but stay tuned.

Edit: The Rockets traded away Marcus Morris to Phoenix, reuniting him with brother Markieff (also from Kansas), meaning Robinson is the only true power forward on Houston’s roster, unless we count Donatas Motiejunas and Terrence Jones, who both have been sent to the D League multiple times this year. The Rockets also receive Francisco Garcia and Tyler Honeycutt, both of whom are relatively insignificant.

I hate the Trade Deadline

At what point do trade deadline rumors become ridiculous? We’re quickly getting there, wherever “there” is.

Yahoo! Sports’ Adrian Wojnarowski reported this afternoon that the Nets have made an offer for Boston forward Paul Pierce. Brooklyn would send Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks and a first-round pick for the Celtics legend. You can’t blame Brooklyn for trying; I offer average-to-below-average players for stars all the time on NBA 2K13. But really: Is this junk worth reporting?

What are the odds of Boston accepting this deal? 1,000-1? Never mind that Humphries and Brooks both have PERs below the league average (both PERs are below 14), disregard that Humphries has apparently said he’d miss playoff games to battle Kim Kardashian in court, and don’t even worry about the well-known fact that Humphries’ two-season stretch of relevance (from 2010-12) was driven solely by the goal to land a huge contract, one he earned this offseason that netted him a $24 million deal for two years. Humphries was worth more than 10 Win Shares combined during those two seasons, but before that he’d never been worth 2. His efficiency numbers were up across the board last season and during the previous year, but he’s regressed to the mean (or relaxed) so much that he’s been benched in favor of Reggie Evans. Brooks, meanwhile, has played much less this year than he did last year, as Nets guard Joe Johnson has taken most of his minutes. Though he’s slightly more efficient this year, Brooks is nowhere near the player Pierce is, so Boston would essentially be taking a huge downgrade on the wing while also absorbing a year-and-a-half of Humphries’ huge contract.

Long story short, the deal makes absolutely no sense. Boston would be insane to accept that deal, and it’d frankly be silly for front-office exec Danny Ainge to even consider it.

This is really just one example of why Trade Deadline season is ridiculous. All of these rumors are misleading, misguided and often don’t make any damn sense. Congrats, Brooklyn, for offering two Average Joes (one of whom is overpaid) for a Hall of Famer who can still ball. Is that really newsworthy? Here’s another example, tweeted by SB Nation’s Mike Prada.

Nobody is on the same page. Surprise! GMs tell different people different things, and writers will do what it takes to get page views. The deadline is where news judgment goes to die, and this Pierce-for-garbage deal is a perfect example.

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